Dolphins Future “Clearly Bleak” in Miami?
by The Ryno “I wouldn’t want to prognosticate what the future holds, but it’s clearly bleak.” –...
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Heat Avenge Loss in Beautifully Ugly Blowout
by The Ryno Now that’s more like it. The Miami Heat avenged their embarrassing Game 1 loss, blowing out the Chicago...
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Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter (Video)
I am so glad/fortunate that emails and smartphones weren’t the rage when I was president of my fraternity – I wouldn’t...
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Mitt Romney’s GOP Convention Speech — Paraphrased
The Horn was lucky enough to recieve an advance copy of Mitt Romney’s prepared remarks for tonight’s official...
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on A Bunch of Chick-Fil-Asses
The Ryno Reports: I had a moral panic attack in the Food Court the other day: did I want to face the backlash associated with my...
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Redemption for the HEAT, It’s About Damn Time (70 pics)
He’s one of the more talented and misunderstood people on the planet. He faced increased criticism and vitriol after an ill-advised...
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San Francisco To Get Pre-Crime Surveillance Cameras
Are you kidding me? San Fran is installing pre-crime cameras that allegedly determine suspicious behavior from analyzing facial...
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“Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven” (Video)
Amurika the beautiful. Try not to want to punch someone as you watch this poor 4yr old get turned into hate-puppet for his parents and...
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Obama Claims to Know Jews Better Than Any President
President Obama told a group of Jewish leaders they have no reason to question his commitment to Israel. He explained he...
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Non-Renewable Oil: The Most Profitable Lie Ever Sold
The Oil Industry has us all by the balls…and our wallets. Their product has become an absolute Human necessity, and every...
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