BYU really doesn’t want you to masturbate, sinner (VIDEO)

 

 

We already knew BYU didn’t let their students have sex with others, but now they’re hating on those who sex themselves. This super creepy video compares masturbating to being wounded on a battlefield, and encourages ratting out your friends who touch themselves. Eeesh.

The weirdest part of the this 3 minute botched-metaphor is that with a different voiceover this could be a video about a ROTC student who found a whack-off buddy.

Editor’s note: if it feels like you were shot in the gut and left for dead, then you’re doing it wrong.

Watch: Christian Anti-Masturbation Video Encourages You to Lend a Hand – YouTube.