Rob Ford gives the world its best (and most offensive/embarrassing) quote of the year (video)



At this point it’s hard to believe Toronto mayor Rob Ford is actually a real person holding political office. While answering questions regarding his many mistakes, Ford tried to correct the record about some of the non-crack-related rumors…

“I don’t appreciate people calling Alana a prostitute, I never had a prostitute here, I’m very happily married at home. She’s a friend and it makes me sick that people are saying this.”Ford then said he never said “I want to eat your pussy” to a former female staffer, an allegation contained in the court document. “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home,” he said, drawing gasps from the reporters gathered around his office.

Mayor for life…please!

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