Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter (Video)

I am so glad/fortunate that emails and smartphones weren’t the rage when I was president of my fraternity – I wouldn’t be able to show my face in public.

That’s why I almost feel sorry for the potty-mouthed Delta Gamma (Maryland) President whose hysterical (as in both insane and funny) chapter-wide email was leaked to the interwebs. It’s truly a literary masterpiece on the trials of leadership, one in which she promises to “cunt punch” her “ass-hat” sorority sisters if they failed to put on a good show for Sigma Nu. (read full email here)

It’s just as amazing as it sounds, and it sounds even better when Michael Shannon reads it aloud.

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter (NSFW) – Funny or Die