Crazy Caption Monday

"'Allstate. Protects against Mayhem, like Me."

“Sir, there is a bump on my penis, can you please tell me what it is…”

Winner:  AreYouKiddingMe

Runner Up:   Never get the “deluxe car wash” in India.  —  TDV

Runner Up:  “Why did the elephant cross the road?…He didn’t silly – he just walked halfway across the road to screw this old Honda.” — John Mullin

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Congrats to last week’s Crazy Caption Winners:

Monday:   Number 2

Wednesday:  Sam Broxmeyer

Friday:  Saiz 

13 Comments

  1. Never get the “deluxe car wash” in India.

  2. “Deez Nuts” — (Steve Berke, posted on Facebook)

  3. Elephant Tea Bag — (Steve Berke, posted on Facebook)

  4. Bang Bus… Africa Style — (Jeremy Lechner, posted on Facebook)

  5. “Wow Dad these new African Car Washes are sooo cool…” — (Jeremy Lechner, posted on Facebook)

  6. Sir, there is a bump on my penis, can you please tell me what it is.

  7. Is this a metaphor for what Republicans are doing to the middle class? — Sam Broxmeyer (posted on Facebook

  8. “Do you know how hard it is to find a good Glory Hole out here?”

  9. Honey, I didn’t see a “Beware Boulders” sign, did you?

  10. “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Giant elephant balls on the windshield!”

  11. “Why did the elephant cross the road?”
    “He didn’t silly – he just walked halfway across the road to screw this old Honda.”

  12. Years later, young Rosie would remember this as the day that she swore off men and decided she was a lesbian.

  13. Quick Herb, turn on the window washer, I think he’s a little chafed.