Crazy Caption Weekend

 

"Call me Donatello...Call Me Donatello..."

“This one time……at zoo camp….”

Winner: Saiz

Runner Up:  Finished Already? Slow and Steady, my ass! — Matty P

Runner Up:  You betta hide ya eggs, hide ya shell and hide ya mate ’cause they rapin’ every turtle out heeya! — TDV

 

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For the record: Two Aldabra giant tortoises mate at the Artis Zoo in Amsterdam, August 10, 2011.  REUTERS/Michael Kooren

8 Comments

  1. Your turtle head is pushing in my turtle head!

  2. “The one time……at zoo camp….”

  3. Wow, Ishkabibble really has grown into quite the man.

  4. Despite Bill’s best efforts, Jenny’s hiccups refused to go away.

  5. You betta hide ya eggs, hide ya shell and hide ya mate ’cause they rapin’ every turtle out heeya!

  6. Finished already? Slow and steady my ass…

  7. Brokeback Mounting — Jeremy Lechner (posted on Facebook)

  8. Cover to the book: The Tortoise and the Pubic Hare.