Crazy Caption Thursday

Somewhere, Tom just shat himself


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  1. Mickey Mouse is going to get his GOD-DAMN royalties one way or another.

  2. “Johnson! Get Pied Piper on the phone, tell him we have a ‘situation’.”

  3. Storm troopers from Star Wars Homo Edition

  4. Another Riot at Euro Disney Land — J. Lechner (posted on Facebook)

  5. The mouse’s green cataract indicates that he received a dose of the experimental drug ALZ-112, so he’ll soon be climbing bridges and blowing shit up.

  6. Imagine this freak coming to your table at the Liberty Tree Tavern!