Caption Contest Tuesday

Aha! Just like I said, NOT a natural blonde


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For the record: A man jokingly looks under the dress of a 26-foot tall statue of Marilyn Monroe in Chicago, July 15, 2011. The sculpture “Forever Marilyn” by artist Seward Johnson, is based on a scene from the movie “Seven Year Itch” and will be on display until next spring. 


  1. Anna Nicole immitates Marilyn by donning a white dress and chowing down at Taco Bell

  2. I think I found Caylee Anthony!

  3. Find me a ladder and we’ll be fingerbangin in no time

  4. It took quite a fart to blow that dress up in the air.

  5. Finally a white girl that black porn stars can actually fit inside.

  6. Oh, NOW I see why it was a 7 year itch!

  7. It wasn’t until moments later that Jason realized the Hershey Store had a bizarre sense of humor.