VIDEO: Banana splits after attacking Gorilla

Strange things are afoot in Strongsville, Ohio. A man dressed as a Gorilla for his job at Verizon was attacked by a kid dressed as a banana. Verizon store manager Brandon Parham, sums it up nicely:

“The kid was in mid-air, flying. He just looked like a Spartan from that movie ’300,’ except he was a banana…This is just bizarre. It’s really not normal of the food chain. That’s not really how this works. The gorilla should have won.”

The banana got away, and police are still investigating. Apparently they think it was a prank. I’m sorry, WTF else could it be, a hate crime?

Watch the video…

One Comment

  1. True. The gorilla should have won.