Caption Contest Weekend

"Tony!!!! NO!!!!!!!"

 This was the man’s third and final attempt at bestiality after surviving two previous incidents with a walrus and hippo.

Winner: Pete

Runner Up:  Hey….over here man… where did you score that catnip from? — Ian Whiteman

Runner Up:  If I told him once I told him a million times, NEVER eat an arepa from a kiosk at the zoo. — John Mullin

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For the record: A tiger (L) looks at zoo employees carrying “Tigger” on a stretcher during a drill of tigers escaping at Chengdu Zoo in Chengdu, Sichuan province June 2, 2011. A zoo staff member dressed as cartoon character Tigger performs in a mock drill of tigers escaping in the zoo in order to enhance emergency responses and enforce security measures, local media reported.
REUTERS/China Daily

10 Comments

  1. Winner of today’s cage match by KO and still champion, Mr. Stripey!!!

  2. Tigger’s incessant bouncing got him a trip to the zoo’s cushy animal care center, as Uncle Tony waves good bye.

  3. “Ok, the schmucks fell for the decoy! Follow me!”

  4. I cant leave a caption. I’m a fucking Tiger.

  5. I can’t leave a caption. I’m a fucking Tiger.

  6. “I told you he wasn’t a real tiger.”

  7. If I told him once I told him a million times, NEVER eat an arepa from a kiosk at the zoo.

  8. This was the man’s third and final attempt at bestiality after surviving two previous incidents with a walrus and hippo.

  9. Hey….over here man… where did you score that catnip from?

  10. Yo! Where the hell are you takin’ my Momma!