Caption Contest Tuesday

 

"P" is for Possibility.

 

Winner:   Dr. Strangelove’s Major Kong was horrified to learn that the bomb he was riding turned out to be a dud

–C-Nasty

 

Runner Up:    The Brazilian police force took the order to “keep gays off the street” a bit too literally. — The Babe

Runner Up:   After receiving the ultimate “triple dog dare” from the constables, Schwartz found out the hard way it’s never wise to stick a wet ass on a frozen pole. — John Mullin


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For the record: A reveller poses for a photograph next to police officers during the 15th Gay Pride Parade in Sao Paulo, Brazil June 26, 2011. More than 3 million LGBTs (lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders) took part in the annual Sao Paulo Gay Pride Parade, making it the world’s largest gay pride march, according to Brazilian tourism authorities.
REUTERS/Nacho Doce

 

 

15 Comments

  1. “5-0! Quick, act like a statue!”

  2. Dr. Strangelove’s Major Kong was horrified to learn that the bomb he was riding turned out to be a dud

  3. After receiving the ultimate “triple dog dare” from the constables, Schwartz found out the hard way it’s never wise to stick a wet ass on a frozen pole.

  4. Times are tough for Village People cover bands, forced to pole dance on the streets of south beach

  5. If you wipe better, you wont need to scratch it like that.

  6. The Brazilian police force took the order to “keep gays off the street” a bit too literally.

  7. What a man will do to get a little wood for his woody woodpecker.

  8. Who’s playing Karl Malden’s character in the updated version of “The Streets of San Francisco”?

  9. Dammit Stefan, for the last time the ground is not hot lava, now come inside before your balls freeze

  10. That Caesar, always trying to stick a round peg into the square hole of the round peg in the square hole.

  11. Tremors 4: Sao Paulo

  12. Jeff’s idle hands are the gay-devil’s workshop

  13. Oh right…Jackass is auditioning.

  14. Reverse Uni-SeeSaw

  15. Clearly this remake of Sword in the Stone is being shot on a low budget.