Crap you should read Monday (6/6)

Dumbass Pro-Palestinians:

To protest the anniversary of the 1967 Six Day War in which Arabs got their asses kicked by Israel in, let me check…six days, hundreds of pro-Palestinians supporters stormed through Syrian border fences and into the Israeli occupied Golan Heights. Of course they were warned not to, and warning shots were fired, but they stormed anyway. IDF snipers shot at their legs, but last report had 22 people killed and dozens more injured.

You know someone else is behind this. These people can’t be storming out of pure Palestinian pride. There is no way Israel couldn’t shoot these people storming into their county and preaching the death to their country, and these people know this. It’s either a big test, or a big set-up to make this crap happen. Someone in Syria, or Iran is pulling these strings and sending these people to their death.

Palestinian protesters shot as they storm into Israel border at Golan Heights — Washington Post

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!! Wait..ok, turns out I was wrong, they can take both."

Palin is still a Putz

You know how much I love exposing the shallow, unintelligent phony that is Sarah Palin is. Over the weekend, she has tried to backtrack out of idiotic statements that make her look like a stupid jackass, and the backtracking made her look more stupid. While on a stop of her “I’m not seeking publicity tour” in Boston, Palin was asked about Paul Revere and his famous ride of warning. Forgetting that she isn’t supposed to take on questions she didn’t have prepared answers for, Silly Sarah blundered her telling of the event by saying

He, who warned uh, the the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, making sure as hes riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free!

That is a quote. Every non-Spanish kid knows the story of Paul Revere. He warned colonists that the British were coming. Who the hell said anything about warning the British that they weren’t going to be taking our arms? And bells? WTF? Ringing bells? They lit a series of lamps, “one if by land, two if by sea”. Now Palin is trying to affirm her statements and say that Revere’s ride was in fact to let the British know they wouldn’t have an easy time taking “our arms”. Of course she doesn’t say anything about “Ringing those bells”.

Of course fake Fox news isnt playing video, but describing how the “lamestream media” is treating her differently and blowing the whole thing out of proportion. Does it really not matter to them that this lady is a moron? She goes on a fake publicity tour, then gets upset when it garners bad publicity? How does a Palin supporter look past this? How do her crazy people out ignore how idiotic this woman is?

Sarah Palin tries to recover from Paul Revere idiotic statements — Huffington Post

 

Accidental Party Planner

A girl in Germany sent out a Facebook invite to her 16th birthday party. Unfortunately she forgot to “private” it, and invited all of Hamburg. More than 15,000 confirmed, and in the end around 1,600 people showed up to Thessa’s jam. 100 Police were called in to manage the event, and I think many of them were heard muttering something to the effect of “stupid bitch”. 11 people were arrested, and the rest were given a dirty look for being creepy and showing up at a 16 year old’s birthday.

Facebook mistake brings 1600 people to girls 16th birthday party — Reuters

"Ummm...I'm here for the gang bang."

 

“Extra Meat” is Extra Green

A South Florida woman was arrested for running a small marijuana-dealing operation out of Subway. If customers asked for “extra meat” and then added $10 to the tip cup, a small dime bag of weed was added to their order. She was arrested after undercover cops ordered “extra meat” twice.

How the hell could Jared survive under such conditions?

St. Lucie woman arrested for selling Weed with subs at Subway — MSNBC

This makes so much more sense now

 

Sony hacked again

Sony Corp was attacked again by Hackers. This time the group named Lulzsec claimed responsibility for the breach into Sony pictures and other subsidiary data bases, stealing information on customers who signed up for contests. Lulzsec released this statement:

“From a single injection, we accessed EVERYTHING…Why do you put such faith in a company that allows itself to become open to these simple attacks?”

Make no mistake, there is something else going on behind the scenes here. These hackers aren’t concerned with public security. Either Mr. Sony banged  Lulzsec’s wife, or Panasonic and Samsung have a major grudge. This isnt the type of thing to happen randomly. This is a coordinated attack, and Sony is getting barraged. Is it just a way to incite public fury against hacking and information security? It it an attack to drive down Sony’s stock price and bury the company? There is more to these attacks than they are letting on.

This has been a week of other high profile security breaches as well. Lockheed Martin was targeted, but allegedly the breach was found immediately and nothing was accessed. Nintendo also had their network hacked, but of course they said that no personal information was seized in the attack. The only thing missing is the Triforce of Wisdom, but apparently the Triforces of Power and Courage are still safe.

Sony Corp targeted again by Hackers — Reuters

Nintendo Hacked — Reuters

"So Zelda, about those pictures I took of you in the Fairy outfit, gripping my Master Sword..."

 

Bad Ass of the Week

The British military awarded the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross to Corporal Dipprasad Pun, for acts of “conspicuous gallantry during active operations against the enemy” in Afghanistan. This is their 2nd highest decoration and they gave it to Big Pun, pretty much for killing a shit load of Taliban. As the only man left defending his checkpoint in southern Afghanistan, the Nepalese Corporal thought he was a dead man, so he just tried to take down as many Taliban pieces-of-shit as possible. Big Pun He fired off more than 400 rounds, and when the bullets ran out, he used his rifle’s tripod to repel wall-climbers, and finally used a claymore mine to take out the final two Talis. In the end, more than 30 were dead, and this Bad Ass was left standing.

After the attack Pun said that he was thankful for the new weapon and health-power up, and he was looking forward to defeating the Big Boss of the next level and beating the entire game.

British Military awards medal to Bad Ass of the year — Yahoo

 "I killed 30 Taliban and all I got was this stinkin' ribbon"

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3 Comments

  1. Fredrick Zoller would be proud.

  2. “You know how much I love exposing the shallow, unintelligent phony that is Sarah Palin is.” -Whine-O

    Yes…you and every other leftist. They really want you to think she is stupid, and like a lefty lemming you comply.

    Don’t get to giddy young fellow…the Huffington Post duped you into thinking the Weiner was framed by a “Republican Mouthpiece”. Way to go leftie lemming…you sucked it up. Okay, so you admitted you wrong. Kudos.

    National Public Radio ran a piece with this historian:
    Interviewer: So…you say, on the whole, Sarah Palin got her history right?
    Historian: Well, yeah, she did.

    Listen for yourself (you know how I love exposing the mob mentality of people that think they are smarter than everyone)
    http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=137011636&m=137012129

    Love to watch the Palin -v- you in a debate. No matter how smart you think you are, I’d put money on the “shallow, unintelligent phony”.
    Your blog is good, not as successful as the girl that you are picking on, but amusing.

    • Palin has ZERO idea what she is talking about. She can’t have a single thought of her own without it being spelled out for her before hand. She can’t speak off the cuff, and blubbers each time she says something impromptu, then blames the media for twisting her words. I will never “forgive” her for her statement during the VP debates. When she was asked a question that she clearly couldn’t answer, she said something to the effect of…”I don’t think I need to answer that question, instead I’d like to answer this…”

      She couldn’t even handle a cupcake interview with Katie Couric, nor win an argument with a lady who lived on her lake (look it up). She might be a smart woman when it comes to manipulating her base, but shes a transparent know-nothing phony. Dont give me that “lamestream media” bull crap. I watch the videos myself, without the talking head commentary. She is a MO-RON. I’m not saying I’m smarter than anyone, I’m just saying this lady isn’t smarter than anyone.

      As for the history, Paul Revere certainly didnt ring any bells, and he certainly wasn’t warning the British that they couldnt take our arms. Anyone who tries to twist her words to sound like proper history is also a transparent phony.

      As far as my debate with her, I’d just ask her about that Constitution she has plastered on her bus, and listen to her tell me how she “read all the articles”.

      Palin might be ok to run the PTA, but has no business as an executive of a state or the country. There is no way that even you would want her talking to other foreign leaders or representing our country to the world. Oh yeah, remember how she couldnt even serve out her elected term? She’s a manipulative mouthpiece, and nothing more. Forget as a leader, I couldn’t even listen to this lady if she was the host of a TV show.

      You are right though, I wish I had her success, but should i really feel like a failure because I’m not as popular as Sarah Palin? She’s much prettier than me and has nicer cans.

      Your arguments usually have some merit, even if I disagree. To support this woman at all, completely kills your credibility. Don’t be a blind supporter, open your eyes and ears and make your own decision on the woman. you don’t need to be told what to think like she does, you can make up you own mind Dolittle. I know you can do it!